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Dunzo
I'd love to talk about how fun it's all been, but the world already has plenty of gibbering liars
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The Wings for Life World Run incorporates the most cunning concept in the history of road racing
And it's a big-time fund-raiser for critical medical causes, too
More shocking videos of Boulder protests legacy media outlets are unlikely to show you
I promise I'm almost out of ideas already
Alison Desir is charging $50 for access to another "white people suck" seminar, but at least she's avoided felony charges so far
Desir's popularity among joggers has clearly expired, but the pundits who surfed on her hate-mongering will never admit how depraved it was to embrace…
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Sahar Tartak and her media lackeys are lying pigs who exemplify the unparalleled pathologies of evil Zionist clowns
Don't worry, the post itself is less wishy-washy than its title
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WATCH: A woke AI video-generator converts a RIDICULOUS prompt into an INSPIRING video
Yes, there are a thousand better ways to waste my life than fiddle around with this shit. But I'm still hesitant to explore most of those methods
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Toby Heytens is the latest judge to enforce the desires of misogynistic, science-denying child-abuse proponents
So much for teaching young women the importance of standing up for their values, which courts torpedo even when the public is overwhelmingly…
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April 2024

A small collection of 2024 Penn Relays notes, video links, and whispered sidebars
Should we in effect be paying high-school kids to be athletes, or should we be shoving our wallets back into our pockets and angrily demanding that…
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The 2024 Black Bear Invitational featured a boys' 3,200 meters that was absolutely insane, yet ho-hum for the duo responsible for the…
Some runners won't eat unless they've logged some recent miles. I'll gladly eat my own ass off anytime, but I refuse to watch others race unless I've…
Neurotic, unaccomplished joggers continue foaming at the crotch about uniforms designed solely for superior athletes
Editors should at least supply honest headlines for these sorry, projection-rich pieces—say, "Anything that reminds me others are more desirable is…
People keep scrapbooks, Vol. 4
Please don't use any of these for identity-theft purposes
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