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A really, really confused person is clamoring for a Letsrun competitor, or something
The Johnsons could be operating the worst site in existence, and a Chris Chavez-Erin Strout collaboration would still manage to lower the bar
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Erin Strout comes out in support of Donald Trump's pro-science feminist platform
When it comes to pundits eager to argue vehemently favor of the opposing side, Errin' Strout is unparalled in her counterfactual anti-woman jabbering
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Wherein value is extracted from a recycled Erin Strout article aimed at keeping flaccid runners soft
A mile-wide array of artificial light sources couldn't alleviate the effects of the toxic dismay emanating nonstop from running's most prolific and…
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Video only* (#1)
Watch now (12 mins) | With a smattering of MASSIVELY DISQUALIFYING slips
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Women's Running has supplanted comedians as the leading proponent of "What's the point of running?"
Meanwhile, "Do Hard Things" Steve Magness is merely another platitude-merchant eager to cosign butthurt-fueled lassitude
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Remember when running's "liberals" implored us* to focus on politics? What happened?
Despite Joe Biden actively shitting on America's underclass, running's "progressives" have predictably forgotten their own 2020 barking
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Running from the Facts: "When all else fails, fart your way around Beaverton" edition
When you've wandered past skepticism and into deep caverns of stupidity, why not keep stumbling even further into darkness?
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Women's Running continues to trumpet the dubious value of raw victimhood
Wanting to see inequalities reduced is one thing, but purposefully ignoring evidence of progress and inviting others into the misery-tent is a bad…
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I live in Colorado, have never voted Republican, still think Donald Trump is a pure con-man, and now fully intend to vote for Trump as a…
This is actually very easy
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The California Legislature is under the complete control of deranged sexual perverts
The entire running media, including Wokish crapcasters, have been supporting this crazy train despite warnings it never plans to stop
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Runner's World, for whatever strange reason, suggests that cheating is wrong
A publication laden with immoral actors should clean its own house before remarking on messes elsewhere
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If "female" has no firm meaning, then "We need more women coaches" is a meaningless demand
People who lost the plot during the opening credits have no grounds for bitching about the actors
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