Megan Roche isn't just a dumb coach who reps the Aspen Institute, she's a one-woman covid horror-show (Part I)
The Roches and their S.W.A.P. cultists are renowned for not acknowledging any of their lies or errors. But their guidance concerning the jabs isn't something they should get to dodge
Despite the forced decay of the mostly civilized West into a scrum of climate and public-health propaganda, fully contrived culture wars, and mass obeisance and genuflecting in the face of “governance” by senile imbeciles, life remains full of new wonders and amusements. But now is not the time to discuss these. And even in the face of anti-human machinations by pro-genocide Ziolobbyists and their congressional whores, and nihilistically bent “prosecutors” and “judges” hauled straight from America’s ghettoes, and whatever the hell U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Dick “Rachel” Levine thinks he is lately, I’m seeing people working on goal-oriented things, thinking, learning, adjusting, making meaning. But how much wandering into positivity is too much? Such nonsense can wait.
And unfortunately, this abundance of amusing, beautiful, and uplifting people, things, and events no longer includes doctors or anything related to the bad-drugs-riddled, and now proudly racist, American biomedical complex. (It is not a “healthcare system.” It’s barely even a system at all.) The physicians who haven’t already fully agreed to the establishment’s terms concerning covid and transgender care of their own demented accord can no longer freely practice safe, sane medicine unless they want their credentials stripped. That’s where we are now with the perverts running the whole grisly show.
When I first started looking almost four years ago into Some Work, All Play the business founded by David and Megan Roche, M.D., it was immediately clear that S.W.A.P. was a quasi-coaching mentoring scam aimed at other formally educated but low-information, “liberal” trail runners. David appeared the more uninformed and gregarious of the two as well as the more visible face of the couple’s sickly-but-thriving grift. His seemingly intentionally garbled and misinformed articles in Trail Runner by themselves testified to both his own galactic cluelessness and the almost admirable gullibility of anyone who could buy the buncombe these two are peddling, at least for more than a couple of weeks.
In short, any serious runner with an IQ above a certain modest level and not captivated by the Roches’ ersatz humanism understands after three paragraphs of any David Roche articles that he’s a pure poser who loves to try to surmount his own insecurities with self-referential rambling when he has absolutely nothing of broad value to say. Not about physiology. Not about politics. And especially not about himself.
The Roches have done nothing over the years but spout nonsense, “coach” a few decent runners who all imported their aerobic talent to the S.W.A.P. sham rather than developing it there, and establish beyond doubt that their only aim is to make money. (That an M.D. and a supposed J.D. have made coaching trail runners the center of their financial lives itself raises interesting questions.) David continues to crank out dismally stupid articles, and one of S.W.A.P.’s marquee athletes served a doping suspension last year and pretended, along with the members and admirers of this cult, that it was all a mistake.
Neither of the Roches have explained this tweet, which David deleted shortly after I wrote a piece mentioning it—also without explanation.
This is a greedy, stupid man with raisins for testicles and a rapidly drying prune for a brain. But as a point in his favor, he’ll say anything to make a buck, true or otherwise.
But Megan, being a doctor and an inept one eager to contribute words when she has no idea at all what she’s talking about, has surely done more real harm to society than her emasculated shambled of a hubby with her advice regarding covid-19, especially her advice about vaccines. And the fact that she has marched in lock step with the medical establishment—something she was obviously going to do as an Aspen Institute representative—doesn’t excuse the combination of mistakes and lies she has committed and disseminated.
Some readers may have noticed that the corporate media decided last week that they could no longer completely ignore the damage done by the covid-19 jabs, given the number of people who have inevitably not merely awakened to reality but found platforms to discuss it. Fox News canning Tucker Carlson, for example, proved to be a dismal move for the uniparty establishment, as Carlson now goes out of his way to host conversations with unpopular or outright banned figures.
You can learn a lot in ten minutes. You can also remain a retard for the rest of your ignorance-soaked days by chronically responding to presentations such as these with “Tucker? Piss on that guy—his eyebrow-thing and his war with China!” or “Steve Kirsch? I read on Wikipedia he spreads lies, so instead of taking that as an OBVIOUS CLUE, I’ll pass on his sermon, thanks.”
Tucker Carlson and Steve Kirsch are very smart and, concerning the vaccines, very earnest men. I’m guessing that a very low percentage of readers who plan to vote in the election in November will view it, including precisely none of the horrifyingly lost people who plan to vote for either Joe Biden or whoever replaces him.
The result of last week’s mini-media blitz was a hilariously watered-down and obviously coordinated set of stories that “disclosed” the fact that, yes indeed, these shots have been shown to have rare side effects. In other words, the corporate media pulled a Vinay Prasad by completely obscuring the depth of the jabs-caused damage under the guise of magnanimous disclosure. You won’t find a single mention of any one of the well over half a million deaths caused by the mRNA jabs in the United States alone.
This is like a public official who somehow knows he can avoid being charged with, or even suspected of, an armed robbery he committed provided he confesses to a swath of unpaid parking violations with a great “I have sinned, world.” But it works beautifully, because libtards can’t think critically at all and too many traditionally liberal “skeptics” have been hypnotized by para-frauds in the mold of Prasad, who has feigned an anti-establishment stance while being fundamentally pro-jab and always operating well within even the rapidly closing medical Overton window.
I’ve given ample evidence of the dangers of the covid vaccines using multiple congruent analytical sources, and have suggested that anyone who disagrees has two choices: Challenge the numbers (or the methodology used to generate these data) or accept the ugly facts. I don’t think I retained many Anthony Fauci fans as readers past the end of 2021 anyway, as I believe that by then I was already calling for that dog-torturing bastard to be catapulted South Park-style against the side of a building at extraordinary speed, then buried with his bare ass sticking out of the ground so that passerby could violate the rotting aperture with everything from their peckers to N95 face masks. Or perhaps these were separate recommendations, given that the damage in the first scenario would likely preclude the viability of the second.
The point is that anyone who still believes anything this man says belongs either in a psych ward or in the same maximum-sodomy prison as “The Science” himself. We can’t have people saying incorrect things without going to jail.
Fauci still needs to suffer these and worse punishments and is without a doubt one of the most consequential psychopaths in American history. It speaks to both the power of the disinformation-censorship state and what I suspect is the uniquely monumental, staunch, obnoxious credulity of the average American citizen. And it would be darkly gratifying to see Fauci tried by random hardcore Trumpists for the various Class ZZ felonies he’s committed, convicted of each, and executed forthwith, with his remains then burned in a vacant lot strewn with used condoms, broken Bacardi bottles, dirty fidget-spinners, and dog-eared copies of The Watchtower. But this would be like executing a ferret and expecting it or anyone in its greasy, stinking family to absorb moral lessons from the proceedings, and more importantly would also constitute the desecration a plainly thriving vacant lot.
What follows is my standard preface to anyone who refuses to the believe not only that these jabs are dangerous, but that the makers of these vaccines and the U.S. Government knew this to be the case: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA)—tasked, among other things, with keeping the public safe from dangerous drugs—tried (and failed) to keep the (manipulated) data from the (truncated) mRNA-jab “clinical trials” from reaching the public for seventy-five years. And remember, this is never-before-deployed technology.
Nearly sixteen months ago, in “Why are so many people dying?”, I wrote:
Rather than try to make a case for any of the coronavirus vaccines and boosters being unusually dangerous, I’ll instead demonstrate how medical authorities are doing their best to ignore the very possibility.
This article makes the claims that extensive human clinical trials were conducted on the covid vaccines before they were administered to people. For one thing, none of the data from those trials are trustworthy. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration initially asked to be given 75 years to release all of its data from the trials that led to the licensing of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. Despite whistleblowers aplenty and a lawsuit in September 2021 by scientists attempting to compel the release of the documents by March 22, the information from the clinical trials is still secret, the FDA just today asked for a mere 55 more years.
If you see anything benign in this, you are an idiot, and I feel more sadness than anything else over this. But if that’s not enough, the recently released “bivalent” vaccine was approved on the basis of eight mice subjects.
No humans. Eight mice.
Since November 2022, the dead and debilitated bodies continue to amass at an impressive rate, and just as impressively, no one I know seems especially troubled by the fact that governments worldwide are simply not addressing any of this.
If, after internalizing only this one fact, you would allow any mRNA-based products into your body—or let anyone you love, like, or secretly bang on the side accept them into theirs—then you really are just a hopeless idiot, and there’s clearly nothing that could ever dent your trust in the pathological liars and avaricious maniacs making all the medical rules.
But there’s another convincer that doesn’t get nearly enough play, and that’s the way in which the government completely warped the data about who was jabbed and who wasn’t.
The page containing the material below is still live on the de facto shredding machine that is the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention website.
The page containing the snippet below has been deleted, but the CDC’s definitions stand.
What this means, and this is absolutely critical to understand, is that if you got the Pfizer series, you were considered unvaccinated, for medical and biostatistical purposes, for around 35 days after that junk was injected into you. If you got the Moderna version, you were considered unvaccinated for around 42 days.
In some cases, people were encouraged to wait even longer.
Consider the enormity of the ramifications of this dosing schedule and these definitions. Not only were the media making wild claims about the supposed differences in outcomes—and of course morality and intelligence— between these groups (e.g., “the pandemic of the unvaccinated”), but these ad hoc definitions allowed the CDC to underwrite and promote study after bitched-up study that leveraged these nonsensical-at-a-glance moves.
This is the entire reason the vax-makers decided to split the doses in the first place. There was no immunological basis whatsoever for doing so, and you won’t find one that makes sense. They did it because they knew the jabs were both ineffective and unsafe, and so they set up the game so that they could seamlessly classify jabs deaths as covid deaths (or otherwise hide them behind a false underlying-cause-of-death label) as well as factitiously ascribe countless covid cases among people who’d gotten one or even two jabs “unvaccinated.”
In the video below, you’ll hear one of the participants, who like The Ethical Skeptic and anyone else doing serious numbers-crunching in this area is examining record-level data such as death certificates, remark on one case in which someone was recorded of dying primarily from a fall and secondarily from a pulmonary embolism. Not making it into the formal record is that this person had been jabbed a day or two before the embolism struck.
It’s truly diabolical what’s being done to alter, hide, or mask the very existence of pertinent covid vaccine-data. The video below is long, but extremely instructive in terms of how government agencies operate. Once you accept how insanely corrupt the FDA, the CDC, and the National Institutes of Health are, and that every major medical journal has been compromised, you may be angry for a bit, and that anger will wax and wane as you try and fail to get others to come to their senses. Then you resign yourself to knowing you’ll never accept anything in a needle again and hope that people you know and like make wise decisions.
Anyway, despite all of this information, Fauci managed to inspire not only respect but lurid sexual fantasies among anxiously masked, bug-eyed, anemic-looking harridans half his age. It is therefore not surprising that Megan Roche, M.D. followed and propagated the establishment’s pro-mortuary recommendations and advisories to the letter. I guess she can do something right. But in the second installment of this post, I’ll be focusing on the many, many things she got wrong just about covid.
An article Dr. Roche wrote for Trail Runner in February 2022, "COVID-19 Vaccine And Athletic Considerations,” will provide the majority of the substrate for this debunking exercise, because the entire thing is dangerously wrong. A preview of coming detractions: Dr. Roche was then proposing that only 1 in every 10,000 jabs recipients would suffer any kind of adverse event—which, as it happens, is less than a tenth of the fraction that have likely died, never mind been injured, thanks to this “medicine.”
If the true incidence of adverse events is 0.01%, then the two-month median follow-up time has an 83% chance of detecting at least one adverse event. Thus, there’s a small chance that there will be other adverse events, but those chances drop over time as researchers continue follow-up studies for the next two years. In addition, the duration of vaccine protection has yet to be determined.
As a medical doctor, even if her degree was essentially paid for by her family, Megan Roche also should have known that “Operation Warp Speed” was nothing more than a name for “My friends, we aren’t actually testing fuck-all! We got money to make, and we’ve created the perfect fake emergency to make it!” Maybe she did know, or maybe she’s been paid not just by Outside but by one of her Aspen Institute pals to spread epidemiolocal garbage. Either way, she sucks, and I’m tired of living in a world where liars and screw-ups like her and her ridiculous husband not only go unpunished but thrive.