More shocking videos of Boulder protests legacy media outlets are unlikely to show you

I promise I'm almost out of ideas already

The most entertaining aspect of Invideo AI’s text-to-video interface is the dogged determination of its programming team and upper-level visionaries to create and cling to optimistic takes, however strange, even when force-fed imperatives by playful users to unleash doom and despair. These folks clearly resolved from the start to take prompts practically lifted from the Book of Revelation and create videos akin to Disney trailers.

The free version of Invideo AI offers ten free minutes of generated video per week, and requires a watermark to be attached to videos. That’s all the time I or anyone needs or should be allowed to spend on pursuits like this, and it should be obvious to most viewers even without the watermarks and the videos’ reliance on stock imagery that these videos do not depict historical events. Instead, they predict the future with unfailing accuracy. Just not yet.

I won’t include the prompts I used this time, but it’s probably not difficult to reverse-engineer their general outlines.