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I hope a fucking hurricane destroys the entire metro area, either in advance of or during the Trials. I can’t think of a single remaining person or business entity in this sport that deserves to be spared an explosive and agonizing end, ideally accompanied by the sweet stench of roasting human flesh and the shrieks of the assfucked and the damned. This is a sport for the donkwy-braying, drool-bib brigade and I'm ashamed I ever donated a minute of time or mental energies to concerning myself with such an inherently moronic circus of pointless bug-eyed wheezing by autists and rejects from real.sports.

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"I was in decent shape and no longer feeling the inguinal woes that had tainted most of my 2005." Ha - I see what you did there. Should have used some strategic italics to slam the pun home.

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