The next time Dr. Eli David visits the U.S., may he awaken in a dumpster with a Rohypnol hangover and a Yasser Arafat candle jammed up his ass

I habitually disregard the bleats and imperatives of murderous savages, whoever they are or however exalted they believe themselves to be

You’ve probably heard endless bitching and moaning about how bad things are for continuously online American Jews now that Israel is busy committing the worst out-in-the-open atrocity of my lifetime. The people doing this bitching need some tough love and rigid guidance, because the three leading causes of anti-Jewish sentiment in the U.S. today, by a landslide margin, are the Israeli government, the U.S.-based Anti-Defamation League, and wealthy Wall Street snowflakes with coddled, crybaby grown-up kids. What’s really happening is that a few thousand people at most are intentionally scrambling the serenity of the other eight million or so Jews who live in the United States.

I’m using “anti-Jewish sentiment” rather than "antisemitism" because antisemitism is looking increasingly like not only a morally defensible stance, but a morally unimpeachable, even necessary one—at least if "antisemitism" is limited to "anti-Israeli government" and "anti-Zionist." And plenty of non-Jewish American are Zionists, including our razor-sharp president. In fact, most of these Zionists are fundamentalist Christians, simply because Jewish people are relatively scarce in the U.S., and concentrated mainly in a handful of metro areas, while Christian zealots are disturbingly abundant and ubiquitous.

It's one thing to be in favor of an undisguised genocide and pretend that everything the Zionists claim about both history and the current amplification of their endless series of atrocities is true: that they really are G-d's chosen people, with a patch of desert Biblically designated just for them (even though G-d waited until 1948 to establish this state, and, still drunk from whatever he was doing for the first 100,000 or so years of humankind, chose the worst possible spot for Jews—but the best one for American foreign-policy aims). And most of all, that everything was going fine until Palestinians, who had never occupied the spot once called Palestine before, started acting up like the savages they are.

Okay, fine. So the Israeli “Defense Forces” are wiping out what “Bibi”—the nickname of Israel’s bullet-in-the-face-worthy prime minister who doesn’t deserve to have his real name repeated anyway—and other Israelis call subhuman filth. (At least, that is, the ones who can figure out how to shoot makeshift hang-gliders out of the sky.) And the U.S. is giving them $15.1 billion on top of the $3.8 billion a year U.S. President Barack Obama allotted Israel for ten years at the end of his second term. But all of this is making the world a better and safer place, especially for American Jews.

Makes sense.

Look at this list of Jewish laws and see how many of them Bibi and his cadre of slaughter-happy pigs are adhering to.

Imagine being an anti-war and especially an ant-Zionist Jew right now. Plenty are, including  most I know. But the ones with any visibility or anything to lose can't say anything without losing everything they gave. "Self-hating Jews" are even worse than the restive goyim.

Amazingly, this "war"—and can we* not call it that?—doesn't involve protecting any U.S. territory, yet Americans—who clearly have the right to protest wars started by their own government—are being punished for disagreeing with the "finish them, Israel!" narrative propounded by full-throated war-crows like Nikki Haley, perhaps the dumbest and most obnoxious human being ever to run for the office of the President of the United States. Haley and Sean Penn should go to Ukraine together (remember that place?) and play a short-lived exhibition game of hand-grenade badminton.

When I see people I respect like Jacob Siegel and Batya Ungar-Sargon, when asked "What about the killing of all these kids?", just get glassy-eyed and start droning on like robots about the nonstop threat to the homeland, it reminds of something important: Most of these folks, just like the ones they hate, have simply been brainwashed. Not by religion per se or really at all, but by their parents and other Zionist Jews who stuff their heads full of rampant lies about history and train them to be the alarmingly and casually racist people they often are.

I'm sure plenty of Zionists and even everyday Jews would tell me I don't understand. And to the extent it’s fair to ideologically equate the Palestinians who are Muslims (which is obviously most of them) with Muslims elsewhere, as a post last month on

The Neo-Feudal Review

put it, “the Muslim world is not sympathetic either,” as it seems a sad but inescapable fact that Muslims as a bloc are, to put in gently, ineffective at integrating themselves smoothly into Western societies in significant numbers.

Well, one doesn't need an insider's perspective either to understand censorship or see this endless and unbelievably tragic fracas for what it is, and to declare otherwise is imbecilic and arrogant in the extreme. There are huge factions of the world that couldn't possibly give a rat's tick-bitten ass about the moldering, violent, genocidal, anti-free thought, and often triumphantly bizarre and inane myths in anyone's "holy books" anyway. I can respect other people's earnest religious beliefs, but when things rise to the level of ethnic cleansing, it's best to see evidence that the self-dealing celestial douchebags who are allegedly ordering the “clean-ups” are actually there and in fact agree with these schemes. So far, it's been divine radio silence, keeping the no-response record of all known deities unblemished dating back to the days monkeys came up with the concept of skylords.

And even if I "don't understand," no one is going to tell me to shut up about what's happening. Especially people who are decidedly not suffering any kind of group oppression in the United States and are remarkably resistant to acknowledging this. While the Holocaust was clearly a targeted and grisly abomination, what it primarily established was not that Jews could be the target of pogroms—they already were, many times, before this terrifyingly successful attempt to clear the world, or at least Europe, of all living Jews; around two-thirds didn’t make it out of Europe alive, and the victims were forced to suffer as many dehumanizing miseries as possible along the way.

What the Holocaust in fact resoundingly demonstrated—or unfortunately re-established with special emphasis—is that any group of people can be demonized to the point where the rest of the world doesn’t care if they’re exterminated.

Had the Nazis succeeded in their mission, I’d be short today of a few dozen good friends, past and present, from various walks of life. Those people simply never would have been born, never had names, never made me laugh or think or learn. That’s just me, one nexus of humankind among billions.

A lot of would-be future Palestinians of 2023 won’t ever be born, either. But apparently that’s different.

(Fun fact: Zionists actually collaborated with Nazis during World War II. This made perfect, if beyond sick, sense: Nazis wanted all Jews out of Europe, while the Zionists wanted them all gathered into one place in western Asia.)

The real lesson of the Holocaust is that people can be subjugated and wiped out while the world watches on and either swallows visibly ridiculous excuses or is simply ordered to accept the new status quo. The government of Israel is committing a genocide and screaming that opponents of this are fundamentally Nazis. Who really listens to absolute babbling retards this far lost in purely dystopian thinking?

But still: Fine. It's all righteous and just and necessary. I’m not here to change a single mind on this of all issues.

But I can't go along for the ride. I'm always on the wrong side of all the facts, and my  morally abhorrent anti-war, anti-genocide position is no different.

I'm still an American with First Amendment rights (and, increasingly, not much else I value). But do not only most influential Americans expect Americans to shut up about this genocide, some Israelis do too.

Like this smug tool.

I admit the angle of her working for an Israel-owned company is funny, but this foreign murder-happy dickhead with half a million followers or whatever cackling about getting an American rando canned is far, far too much for me.

If cheerful cancel-cannon Dr. Eli David ever again finds himself in the U.S., I hope he wakes up in a dumpster one fine morning with a Rohypnol hangover, a Yasser Arafat candle buried up his ass. Welcome to America, sir and enjoy your speech-policing efforts during your stay as a guest.

"OMG, you can't say stuff like that! And you know why!"

Yeah, whatever. For one thing, that's the studio-release version of this Quentin Tarantino-esque fantasy. In the director's cut, David winds up with a freshly donated Palestinian foreskin stapled to his junk.

For another, I had noncombatant relatives killed in the both the Peloponnesian War and the Spanish Inquisition; somewhat more recently, a few took musket-balls to the face from British Tories. And I know these ancestral victims just as well as almost all of the 20-year-old Jews on Ivy League campuses—many of whom were only admitted because their parents are donating alumni—know any victims of the Holocaust in their own families. In fact, most people that age don't know any living survivors of the Holocaust.

The words of this survivor seem well worth consideration.

But none of that even matters. When people of today somberly or defensively mention this increasingly musty yet still somehow-sacred travesty, the take-home message is that American Jews themselves have obviously not been significant victims of widespread discrimination, let alone any kind of purge-oriented pogrom. Otherwise, when citing instances of antisemitism, they would readily produce personal examples. Yet the stories of oppression and tangible harms from this crowd are almost always about someone who died generations ago, while contemporary examples trend second-hand or otherwise unverifiable.

And failing the “I know someone who died” tactic, some people post uncreative apocryphal tales in order to bolster the idea that all American Jews are newly endangered thanks to Hamas and the Americans allowed in any way to support the concept of a cease-fire. The Caitlin Johnstone tweet below, which is as instructive as it is filterless in highlighting the inanity of this strategy, would never have been allowed to stand in the platform’s pre-Elon Musk era.

Now check out how self-satisfied Adam Guillette, the putz in charge of a small fleet of mobile harassment-and-shaming stations dubbed "Doxing Trucks," is. Does he appear to think he or anyone he cares about is in real danger?

Someone should drive one of these rigs to Dearborn, Michigan and see how long it remains roadworthy

The people Wall Streeters are blacklisting could have been blacklisted just as forcefully in the dark. This is nothing but an ostentatious, cocksucker move. But as an American citizen, Guillette does have the freedom to exercise his First Amendment rights. Hilariously, he even owns a dog named Liberty.

I have the same rights as this clown, which is why I have commissioned a series of child-molester-style vans to escort the Doxing Trucks along and make sure no one throws any more bricks at them. I don’t have a clever name for these yet.

Does that look antisemitic? To me it merely looks like an overcaffeinated Arab with an extreme fondness for keeping abreast of current events.

Then you have preening hedge-fund bros like Bill Ackman who somehow manage to be confidently blaring billionaires and catastrophic whiners at the same time. Ackman says he's "100% in favor of free speech" while using his influence to ensure that people who say things he dislikes pay such a price for saying them that the effect is indistinguishable from censorship. He claims to upset that university DEI initiatives don't include Jewish students. Perhaps this is part of Ackman’s series of straightforward exposés of the stupidities of campus Wokism, but these stupidities have nothing to do with Palestinian civilians being executed in the Gaza Strip and Palestinian-Americans—or any Americans, including Jews—expressing their fury and despair over this.

Meanwhile, the ADL, originally established to protect Jews from harassment and worse, has decided to make pro-cease-fire Jews a primary target after spending the past few years degrading the term “antisemitism” into idiotic oblivion. To make this more plausible, they’re accusing these groups of harboring Hamas members. Some of them probably are. But see how easy this kind of “shut up, Jews, we’re helping Jews!” nonsense is now?

Guillette, Ackman, ADL CEO and extreme soy-bugman Jonathan Greenblatt, Daily Wire founder and jabbering Mini-Me stand-in Ben Shapiro, longtime bigot-bozette Bari Weiss, and every other loud pro-genocide Jewish-American is free to go to Israel and carry on about murder there instead of here. Such an expedition would probably result in these assholes convincing themselves under those weird little beanies that their malign, unworkable, and ultimately suicidal ideas make perfect sense, and World War III would start even sooner.

And I don't mean this in a "If you don't like it, move to Canada!" way. I mean that they literally can go live there, thanks to the Law of Return which means Israel even has to offer space to the many relentless critics of Israel like Max Blumenthal, Aaron Mate, Glenn Greenwald, Katie Halper, and a brave cast of other “rogue” Jewsters, although they would simply be issued government-sponsored baton-clubbings after settling in. Meanwhile, the censorious yammering and pro-violence exhortations from their extremely privileged mouths helps befoul the strained character of this country—the only one most of us here can ever live in—even more.

Now, while not one person I know of has gotten in any trouble for cheering on Israel's genocide, pro-murder gloating like the example below only helps fuel the false idea that Zionists are only cracking down on those who specifically celebrate the killing of Jewish civilians.

The thing is, Black Lives Matter made it clear from the outset that its members are both pro-Palestine and pro-death-and-destruction generally. Vacuous, complacent Hollywood types like Amy Schumer who forgot to research this before spending the past several years spouting token support for Wokish machinations look even dumber now than they did before.

I've seen a lot of pundits appearing to use the logic that if the Wokish are against something, then it must be worth protecting. Most of the time this is valid. Well, maybe, in this case, BLM has something resembling a discernible rationale.

"But what does the U.S. banking system have to do with any of this?" you might ask. Yeah, I admit I'm still working out that angle myself. Every time some public figure starts yacking about the influence of Zionist Jews in the financial system, they immediately lose their banking privileges, so that clearly lets Zionist Jews off the hook. (The same “suspicious” phenomenon often occurs with people’s social-media accounts.) So I assume that at some level the same kinds of Arabs who contr…who have good jobs in the American corporate media have rigged the system against themselves and have yet to detect their self-administered disadvantage.

Offsetting this to some extent, however, is a (very small) smattering of warmongering Zionist Jews chronically occupying high positions in federal government. And there are even more Zionist Christians or otherwise Armageddon-charged, dong-tugging nimrods laboring conscientiously alongside them.

Also, the religious angle is mostly a sideshow—Zionists only pretend to believe that part. Same with Christian yokels in U.S. Congress. They at one time wanted Israel to be located in...Uganda. And if Zionists have a valid claim to the land they call Israel, then the Norwegians have just as valid a claim on what is now Maine. All hail and respect Thor!

Bibi is not popular in Israel, either. Even some Zionists loathe him and his henchmen.

But there are plenty of anti-war Israeli Jews, too, and instead of merely being cancelled for expressing their views, they are beaten by Israeli police. I saw a clip the other day of some cops beating the hell out of a gaggle of protesting Orthodox Jews in Tel Aviv. Some democracy. Then again, Israel offers free healthcare and college to its citizens, unlike the U.S., which is therefore giving the Israeli government even more cash and weapons it doesn't need while America’s highways and bridges crumble.

My landlord has met quite a few expatriate Israeli Jews in his ample time in Costa Rica. He is not especially Jewy and never would have schlepped himself to Israel anyway, but even before the recent killings started, he had basically been warned off by those who had spent their entire lives on the ground in Israel.

If society is demanding that I accept these things without complaint, then I want no part of it. You’re all either completely insane or eager to hitch your wagons to wild-eyed nutbags. I don't need anyone's money, space, lectures, or permission to think for myself and speak accordingly. After this many years of experiential observation, I can easily discern boundaries between reasonable human behavior and wildly unacceptable human behavior. So, if this is really how "life" is obliged to be, then I'll keep mine from overlapping with those of most others until the entire personal production finally sunsets for good. 

More and more, I'm consciously embarrassed on behalf of the human monkey species as a whole. We really bungled this project good, didn't we?

To end things fairly, I'll let a highly respected philosopher and stateswoman have the final, well-supported say in the matter today.

Lauren Boebert is perpetually too busy glorifying sexually transmitted microbes and fumigating her perineum to glorify anything else. But her classically Boebertian “‘nuff said” effort is really no dumber than the most baroque and high-flown attempts out there to justify any genocide. I’m tempted to tell her she can suck a fat one; that’s a pointless insult to hurl at U.S. Representative Boebert, but it applies to practically everyone else mentioned in this article and anyone who’s on board with what Israel is presently doing.

And it’s actually a very easy call. If this is the only way a Jewish state can be maintained—and it’s clearly not—then to hell with it. And by that I mean, “Let the place bring international administrative doom on itself, while sparing innocent lives,” because that’s looking like the best-case eventual consequence of this “war.”