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The Wings for Life World Run incorporates the most cunning concept in the history of road racing
And it's a big-time fund-raiser for critical medical causes, too
May 5
April 2024
A small collection of 2024 Penn Relays notes, video links, and whispered sidebars
Should we in effect be paying high-school kids to be athletes, or should we be shoving our wallets back into our pockets and angrily demanding that…
Apr 30
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The 2024 Black Bear Invitational featured a boys' 3,200 meters that was absolutely insane, yet ho-hum for the duo responsible for the…
Some runners won't eat unless they've logged some recent miles. I'll gladly eat my own ass off anytime, but I refuse to watch others race unless I've…
Apr 29
The 2024 London Marathon is here, prompting wild yet compelling guesses about the outcome based on the shakiest of ironclad reasoning
Blane climate change for any inaccuracies
Apr 21
Edna Kiplagat, 44, just ran a hilly 10K in 32:12. Wait until you see what she did for a warmup jog
Between the somehow-still-expanding magic of supershoes and whatever else is in the world-class distance mix, age is just one more irrational number
Apr 18
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Wearing sexy uniforms erodes female Olympians' confidence, but males poaching their medals does not
Raging envy plus seismic projection equals the logic of the modern liberal feminist
Apr 17
5 Moronic Predictions About the 2024 Boston Marathon—And Why You Should Bet All Your Bitcoin They'll Come True
Anyone who forecasts Boston Marathon results correctly has merely made lucky guesses. Instead of boring prediction contests, we need to pray for…
Apr 15
MUT motormouths: Your sport is a hobby for vocational slackers, not a career, which is why no one else cares about it
Too many self-entitled, fuzzy-minded equity goons under one roof creates a mess inside the house
Apr 12
This totally awesome version of professional track may soon (sniff) become a lot more expensive to watch
Plus a few collisions with collateral nonsense on Boston Marathon weekend
Apr 12
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Alison Desir is still spouting racist absurdities, and runners who have amplified her lies remain in high demand in a demoralized sport
Running's gamete-deniers, self-hating white harridans, and racist Afrogluttons need to assemble on single sturdy stage and allow Beck of the Pack to…
Apr 9
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High-school runners are obviously doping in significant numbers
Even assigning these kids a one-second-per lap penalty in the distance races to account for the advent of superspikes doesn't come close to explaining…
Apr 7
Gemini AI performs an instantaneous marriage of Weini Kelati and Rupert Holmes
Maybe Taylor Swift would be willing to stand in for Weird Al for the studio version
Apr 2
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