Beloved liar, cheater, coward, and quitter Latoya Snell BAILS from ANOTHER race, collects ANOTHER sham medal, and belches out MORE nonsense from Scamtown
Beloved liar, cheater, coward, and quitter Latoya Snell BAILS from ANOTHER race, collects ANOTHER sham medal, and belches out MORE nonsense from Scamtown
Thoughts of the day: Anyone who forks over money to a ":name" marathon these days is an absolute fool, and anyone with a paid Strava membership is fueling the problem
If she actually shows up for the Boulderthon, she'll be treated to
multiple "support sections" on the course. All within the first two miles, obviously, or else we'll miss her loading herself into the back of a U-Haul (can you believe I almost wrote "Uber"? Sheesh!) to save herself the hassle of several hours of high-altitude drunken waddling.
I do hope it hails on the event. Every single person who enters that event, be they local or East Coast interlopers, is consciously and eagerly contributing to the success of a cancerous grifter and deserves to be pelted hard enough in the head with a chunk of nature to lay them out for a spell, so that ostensible emergency personnel can piss on them while giggling and injecting them with mRNA-laced fentanyl.
A stinking wildfire in the background of this lovely mayhem would be nice, too, but there I go getting all greedy again!
That's about how it will go. Everyone has been properly advised.
Beck vs. Snell-cage match?
If she actually shows up for the Boulderthon, she'll be treated to
multiple "support sections" on the course. All within the first two miles, obviously, or else we'll miss her loading herself into the back of a U-Haul (can you believe I almost wrote "Uber"? Sheesh!) to save herself the hassle of several hours of high-altitude drunken waddling.
I do hope it hails on the event. Every single person who enters that event, be they local or East Coast interlopers, is consciously and eagerly contributing to the success of a cancerous grifter and deserves to be pelted hard enough in the head with a chunk of nature to lay them out for a spell, so that ostensible emergency personnel can piss on them while giggling and injecting them with mRNA-laced fentanyl.
A stinking wildfire in the background of this lovely mayhem would be nice, too, but there I go getting all greedy again!
That's about how it will go. Everyone has been properly advised.