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Jan 30Liked by Kevin Beck

Beck vs. Snell-cage match?

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Jan 30·edited Jan 30Author

If she actually shows up for the Boulderthon, she'll be treated to

multiple "support sections" on the course. All within the first two miles, obviously, or else we'll miss her loading herself into the back of a U-Haul (can you believe I almost wrote "Uber"? Sheesh!) to save herself the hassle of several hours of high-altitude drunken waddling.

I do hope it hails on the event. Every single person who enters that event, be they local or East Coast interlopers, is consciously and eagerly contributing to the success of a cancerous grifter and deserves to be pelted hard enough in the head with a chunk of nature to lay them out for a spell, so that ostensible emergency personnel can piss on them while giggling and injecting them with mRNA-laced fentanyl.

A stinking wildfire in the background of this lovely mayhem would be nice, too, but there I go getting all greedy again!

That's about how it will go. Everyone has been properly advised.

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