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Mar 24Liked by Kevin Beck

If you could have stretched this out another 1,500 words, you'd have been 6'2" by the end of it.

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Mar 24Liked by Kevin Beck

Happy Ramadan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8DnIm1FkF4

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Mar 24Liked by Kevin Beck

How did you know she was a soccer mom?

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Mar 24Liked by Kevin Beck

I can knock most of my farts out in a 20-minute run, but I'm a more experienced farter than most, I suspect. The point is, individuals have different farting needs, so one shouldn't generalize when it comes to how long it takes to knock those suckers out.

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