Megan Roche isn't just a dumb coach who reps the Aspen Institute, she's a one-woman covid horror-show (Part II)
We've all been fooled by the media and the government. The biggest fools of all could do themselves an enormous favor by heeding the words of the pundits they despise the most. They won't
Erin Strout is an ignorant and shrewish middle-aged jogger who believes, or dearly wants to believe, that she is in fact a sharp and properly socialized fitness journalist. She’s been able to maintain this delusion thanks to receiving sham accolades from Wokeblown organizations, being protected from valid criticism (for example, by twats like former Podium Runner editor Jonathan Beverly) and dismissing all challenges from others, favoring “Don’t tell me how to do my job” as a catch-all excuse for dismissing both her mistakes and her unwillingness to confront them. (She also seems to think that no one knows the real reasons she was no longer a staff member of Women’s Running at the end of 2021.)
Strout’s delusion of competence is further bolstered by being practically universal among the anti-science, pro-sloth, chronically dick-deprived racist harridans who now generate most of the eye-watering material being excreted by the choleric, shape-shifting remnants of the corporate running media. In short, Strout as a phenomenon simply never could have happened when the media were generally selective and well-intentioned. She owes her entire “journalism” career to the forced degradation of the fact-finding profession, and she’s too much of an ungrateful cunt to even offer a token “Thanks, God!” for Wokism—its huge militia of sexual deviants, unbangable skanks, face-farting fat fucks, finger-waggling soy-bugboys, and science-perverting greedheads—being the sole catalysts for Strout’s fifteen seconds of in-universe “fame.”
I try to avoid wandering into the swamps of social media without provocation, but over the weekend I started wondering if any of the loudmouthed women joggers who have been using the murder of Ahmaud Arbery as an excuse to declare running itself racist and bash white men for almost four years had noticed that a woman runner had been raped and murdered by an illegal immigrant in Athens, Georgia. Of course they don’t appear give a fuck about that, but we mustn’t be distracted—this is about how remarkably ignorant people who consider themselves liberals always were about all things covid, and how reality hasn’t put a dent in the misapprehensions of the dumbest ones.
Strout claims that she favors Threads over X, which makes sense since beady-eyed Ziopathic autist and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg created Threads specifically for cowards who elect to screech and flee discussions rather than shut the fuck up, even one single time, and learn something, also even one single fucking time. But her relatively scanty output on X is always revealing when randomly sampled.
Strout is a moron when it comes to all things covid and has no idea this is the case. I’m sure she still believes in masks and boosters because ugly minorities and fat, bald bugmen who appear on television and dislike Donald Trump also promote the value of these banal interventions. That’s entirely why “liberals” this organically pliable and mindless think like they do. And there are millions of the squawking dumbfucks still out there, increasingly inviting sharp and unforeseen kicks to their masked but ever-flapping faces.
Last week, Strout reposted a story by ProPublica running interference for the covid jabs and including a quote from someone lamenting that not everyone fell for Pfizer’s and Moderna’s bullshit, though this of course wasn’t ProPublica’s framing.
I have no idea who operates the Pole Vault Power account, but apparently it’s someone who has suffered at least one too many of mat-free, headfirst landings during practice.
Remember, Strout considers herself not merely a capable journalist but an unimpeachable one, given that to my knowledge she’s never admitted to a single mistake. So, from her perspective, she has no excuse for being fooled and is as far ahead of retarded bloggers like me when it comes to covid as she is regarding gender science and social issues.
Imagine a version of Strout with around 50 to 70 more IQ points, which would not only move her safely out of the “smears, but does not eat, feces” zone of cognition and functionality, but even make her legitimately smart. This version of Strout would have consulted a resource such as OpenVAERS soon after the jabs were released (and also would have known to ignore the liars and fools derogating the concept of VAERS itself). Today, this is among the things she would find on the site’s “reproductive health” section, and remember, this version of Strout would have a good idea how to assimilate information in graphical form.
A version of Strout with a brain volume larger than 800 cubic centimeters or so also might have uncovered other helpful information, such as Pfizer’s suppression of pertinent and alarming data from its joke-level clinical trials. She may have come across a video released over a year and a half ago by the FLCCC Alliance Community on just the topic of covid jabs and the risks they pose to both active and potential pregnancies.
But none of these things happened, because Strout is who she is—a braying, Fauci-fellating, cataclysmically deceived middle-aged dimwit who launders her personal resentments through “antiracism,” which in her case means marauding white men simply because not many of the right ones ever wanted to copulate with her.
Unfortunately, this piss-ignorant and fully extant incarnation of Strout has plenty of company among highly online runners. I have never been much of a Reddit user but the platform was once known mainly as a swamp of gamers and a place where, if nothing else, anyone could post anything and at worst be “downvoted” rather than banned.
By early 2022, when a thread titled “Boosted, got COVID and don’t know what to do” appeared on Reddit’s “advanced running” forum, people capable journalist-level thinking—and really, anyone with a pulse—should have known or at least strongly suspected that the covid vaccines were at best useless. But the massive divergence between things that logically should happen and things that actually do happen is one of the reasons I hate life and remind myself each and every day that death ultimately visits all of us and that any one of us can choose to advance our personal date of termination—and hence our permanent escape from stupid, shrieking, inappropriately reproducing shitmonkeys—to the present day.
Enjoy, if you must, the evidence of successful media programming of the citizenry on display here. The person who created the threat wrote, in part:
Despite the booster, I got COVID...I have a half marathon in two weeks...I’m super bummed about it all and don’t really know how to come back to my training.
Below is a generous sampling of the responses. See any common themes.
"I got boosted ~3 weeks ago then got COVID a week ago"
-- Y_E_double-YEW
"I got covid Monday (vaccinated, boosted, healthy etc)"
-- abcdef__a
"I’m in a similar boat - vaxxed, boosted, got covid anyway"
-- bluemostboth
"I'll also add my anecdotal I got covid and was vaccinated, story"
-- akindofbrian
"I got (Delta) COVID the week of the Chicago Marathon, fully vaccinated."
-- hunterco88
"I only had the JJ vaccine and got Omicron."
-- akagordan
"Since you are vaccinated/boosted you should have strong protection."
-- chachi_
"You don’t have to assume that you’re dead in the water for the race, especially since you’re vaccinated."
-- ahealey21
"I read somewhere that heavy sneezing might be a new symptom of the variant with the vaccinated/boosted."
-- samuel_clemens89
"My wife got the Delta variant during the summer and it took her a long time to get back at it even though she was vaccinated."
-- RaiseRuntimeError
"I'm boosted, got COVID a few weeks ago"
-- MothershipConnection
"I was in almost an identical situation as you 3 weeks ago- I have the Oakland marathon in March, am following Pfitz 18/55, and got COVID despite being vaccinated."
-- frrealz
"I don't have any advice for OP, but damn I feel like I got unlucky compared to almost everyone else here. I'm double vaxed but never got my booster yet. I got covid on Christmas eve/day, probably omicron based on the symptoms and how quickly I came down with it."
-- fizzy88
"Honestly… if you are boosted, you might still be able to do the half if you have otherwise kept up your training."
-- [deleted]
"Hey just want to give you a little hope...I got my booster a week before Christmas and got COVID a couple days before Christmas."
-- ATelevisedMind
"Many people, especially those with vaccines have VERY mild symptoms."
-- DarkFriend1987
"That's so weird - lots of people I know who just got boosted got covid right after. I wonder if people are letting their guard down - no accusation toward OP!"
-- mcheh
"Good job getting the booster because that should increase the likelihood that you recover even faster. I had Covid back in 2020(healthcare worker pre vaccines) and PR’d in the mile a month later. JUST BREATH."
-- willmerr92
"I’m vaccinated plus boosted with Pfizer but omicron has hit me quite hard."
-- rabbipesachfishman
"I imagine being vacinated and boosted you'll bounce back quickly. I know this is completely annecdotal but I myself am fully vaxed and boosted (J&J first shot, Pfizer for the booster) and got Covid shortly after Christmas."
-- The_dude_abides_
The only “downvoted” (that is, consensus-unpopular) comment in the entire thread, from one Forklift_Master, contained this advice: "Maybe get the 67th booster just to be safe." And the only other skeptical comment was "You got three booster shots? Lol" by [deleted].
I have no idea how many of these dupes have now come around to the fact that they were simply lied to and that neither the vaccines nor the boosters did anything for a single one of them besides increase their risk of becoming dead or disabled runners instead of incompletely informed, if “advanced,” runners. But probably not many, given that Strout, although even dumber and more disgraceful than most of the already clueless shitlibs who have come to predominate “official” running conversations.
Since this post clearly doesn’t pertain to Megan Roche—although her name is mentioned in one of the Reddit comments as a source of useful advice—I lied yesterday when I claimed that this would be a two-part series. Three parts will probably prove enough, but I couldn’t continue without stopping to appreciate just how malignantly uninformed the people are who are allowed to think of themselves as wise nowadays.